Hello, My name is Tim Otto, and I play video games…
While it might sound like I’m taking the first step towards dealing with my addiction, admiting I have a problem, I can assure you that I have no intention of giving up on this passionate pursuit.
Since I was a child video games have consumed me. To be honest, I never truly understood why until my mother showed me a picture of a young me bouncing on her knee while she stumbled through Super Mario Bro’s on our family NES (circa ’92-’93.)
Me and Nintendo Go WAYYY Back
Still to this day I am overwhelmed with pride and passion when it comes to my games. I regularly skool fools in FPS and RTS and can hold my own on any console. Though of course, being such a FPS nut, my chosen frag medium is the PC. As my fingers dance ever so lightly across my keyboard, with every move intent on pwning some helpless noob… I can’t help but have a minor orgasm.
That, my good friends and loyal audience, is of course why we’re here today. My semi-erotic relationship with PC gaming aside, it is my wish to take you on a trip, down the rabbit hole, into the world of professional gaming, where alas young boy, waits fame, fortune, and even, perhaps, a female gamer or two in need of more than one kind of ownage.
Prepare for descent, Zypher
